Where to start?
An old teacher lost it completly and was regulary seen hiking around the school field with his rucksack looking for a place to eat his picnic! He had an enternal obsession with sex and would ask all the older students all the intimate details of their sex lives and advising them on the matters of safe sex, then retiring to his office where he is believed to have knocked one off to the image of the year 11's sex life.
ICT teacher used to go to the local clubs on what he knew would be student night, buy all the female students drinks all night and try it on with them.....despite the fact he was having an affair with a female memeber of staff!
History teacher was rumoured to have had an affair with a 15 yr old student, who would have only been a couple of years older than her daughter.
Supply teacher who we were stuck with for over a term was a pervert, who used to rest his hand on a female students shoulder and breathe heavily whilst trying to look down her shirt. Also lined up a class of students who were late once and threw tables at them until they had "learnt their lesson."
Also a female member of staff who like nothing more than to scratch herself in front of a class, then discreetly smell her fingers again in front of the class.
Finally, there's 100's more I could list including male teacher with a sheep fetish, mfl teacher who once had an incident involving vampires, but what could you could expect from a school run by a headmaster who was regualry seen walking along talking happily to himself as he picked up litter and put it in his pockets.
(NotSaying lurking is fun, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 20:54, Reply)