Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Umm, did they really employ him?I had this one supply teacher called Mr Weaver - we used to torment him by shouting "WEEEE-VERRRRR!" whenever his back was turned. Anyway, he was always talking about huntiing, going on safari and killing animals etc, but we thought it was just bullplop. Then one day when he was covering art class a kid needed his pencil sharpened, so he went and asked him if he had one. Cool as a cucumber, Weaver goes into the office and pulls out a bloody machete (I kid you not!) and sharpens this now petrified kids pencil, with all the gusto of a trained killer.
I don't think I ever took the piss out of him again.
(, Sun 13 Nov 2005, 22:09, Reply)
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