Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Cranky French funOur teacher of French was a delightfully dumpy, altitudinally-challenged French lady with a comedy squeaky voice and a very thick accent (think 'Allo 'Allo, without the incipient racism, natch).
When we were all 14 and therefore awfully 'ormonal, we were very badly behaved. Resultingly she once came to our lesson armed with a two foot long brown squeaky dog toy in the shape of a large caveman-style club. With this she proceeded to bang us all on the head for any misdemeanour, and addressing us fortissimo & high-pitched (apologies for my interpretation):
"You 'orrible leetle boyz, I weeel bang you on ze 'ead, as you are ver' ver' naughtiiieee" [FX: squeak, squeak, squeak]
I still remember her very fondly (she was a fine teacher) and my own comedy French accent (which is really, really, really hilarious ) is based on her.
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petuniadb, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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