Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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The 5th TellytubbyNot weird teacher, weird moment involving a teacher. Did you see what I did there…?
I would like to take this opportunity to inform the masses of one teacher I had, my primary 4 teacher. She gave me a detention in that year. The first term no less. I harboured my hatred for that women till the age of 20/21. I knew where she lived. I popped over to her house one frightfully cold evening, positioned myself on the bonnet of her large White car, and took what can only be described as the most energetic shite I have ever had the pleasure of pushing out my body. It was a very difficult negotiation.
After calmly cleaning myself up, and placing the tissue over George (so proud, I named my shit), my now crying with laughter entourage and I went for a few beers, ensuring George would freeze to the car, then went back and rang the door bell. Long enough to piss off the old Cnut, get her out of bed and down the stairs.
I don’t particularly enjoy seeing grown women cry, howl, and fall to there knee’s from a distance. I might add though, I did laugh so hard, a small bit of wee popped out.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:42, Reply)
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