Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I probably will be...I spend about 5 times as much time surfing than I do working, I turn up late, take extra long lunches, a few smoke-breaks and p!ss off home early.
In fact, the only things that keep me here must be my reluctance toward outright theft, raping of colleagues and indulging my pyromaniacal tendencies.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:40, Reply)
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