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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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because i spend
All day on B3ta, never get work done and blag a reason for it not being done. Spent an entire week while boss was away web surfing.

Last call center job i had i used to wreck the carpets flicking blu - tack at people and come in pissed but they didnt mind as i could sell shit to a shovel.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:41, Reply)

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