Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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B3taand that I am regularly half an hour late, I take two hour lunches, and I do little to no work whatsoever.
I have also stolen about a hundred quid's worth of printer paper, ink cartridges, sellotape,
pens, laminator pouches, rewriteable media like DVD's and CDRW's, a desk fan, and about forty quid in international calls to friends I've made on b3ta.
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moohalaa, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:44,
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