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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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The foolish management in my building regularly big themselves up with twatty meetings and all buddy-buddy handshakes thinking they are some kind of Jafar from Stargate or something. The reason that I refer to them as foolish however, is that they frequently send out newsletters with photos of themselves on there thinking that we care.

I've been saving these photos, and randomly post out 'shops of them shagging any kind of animal I can find on google. Fecking tossers. Also, one of the guys from a "coaching team" (or "bollocking team" as I call it, they don't help you at all) pissed me off so much, I made this and randomly add more to it as time goes by. The twat.

PS I should be fired so I do get another job or quite simply don't die in the land that people with skill and actual talent are forgotten. It's the only IT department that I know of who are rated more in customer services rather than "fixing abilities". Fecking NVQ homos the lot of them.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:52, Reply)

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