Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I worked nights at a factory for a while this SummerI got the job through an agency- an agency that usually only employed forriners and paid them very little. However, as I was one of the only English speaking ones there, I was given a lot of power (ie, supervised a lot of the departments, not doing any actual work.) I was paired up with these other two lads, Phil and Brian. We'd "supervise" the Hungarians as they sellotaped boxes. I'm surprised we didn't get fired. Between us we...
- Fucked off and signed out for 6am, when we left at 3am
- Tried to sleep with the fit Hungarians
- Sellotaped each other to the walls
- Invented made-up words whilst telling the Hungarians to do certain jobs. "Gustin, can you go over the philanterry room and start packing the geptrin?" "I.. uh.. whu..?" "GUSTIN, LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH"
- Took two-hour tea breaks
We were all twats, but we managed to somehow not get fired.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:43, Reply)
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