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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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My manager tried to get me fired
I'm leaving tomorrow to work somewhere else for better money and a month ago I gave notice even though I'd only been there 2 weeks and was on a temporary contract anyway. All was fine until HR phoned up my manager saying there must've been a mistake because I hadn't done it in writing - I'm sure someone grassed me up.
Anyway I was instructed to write a resignation letter by my manager and it would all be fine, and suggested I put "you can shove your shitty job and chocolate bar up your arse" in the letter which I'm sure would've enabled me to leave a week earlier than planned.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:12, Reply)

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