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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Because ... and I quote (from Kevin Spacey)...
"My job basically consists of masking my contempt for the hass-oles in charge and, at least once a day, going to the men's room, so I can jerk off, and fantasise about having a life that does not so closely resemble hell."

Edit: This is actually true. (I'm another MAFF employee, ScaryDuck...)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:36, Reply)

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