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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Cinema-who-cannot-be-named
well, its safe to say that if you work in a cinema, its because you couldnt get a better job/too lazy to find a better job. We generally stand around, talking to each other, throw stuff around the cinema, played amercian football with a toilet roll, watch the films when at work, also have a 5 second rule when it comes to food etc
as for me im perfect. althought i do have a habit of turing up absolutely hammered and trying to work on the busiest day of the year on my own with eqipument that doesnt work and being hungover and trying to expalin its all a pile of shite gets you formal complaints.
Actually come to think of it, most people turn up drunk for work...hmm...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:54, Reply)

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