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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Because i began an inappropriate relationship with a manager after convincing the owner i was a lesbian to cover it up. The other staff clearly knew exactly what was happening.

Then breaking up in a rather nasty way.

....wait...i probably AM going to be fired.
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(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:59, Reply)

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