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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Head Hunted
In 1989 I was head hunted from a CCTV manufacturing company to work for the competition in Basingstoke. It was quite a bit more money - and the MD from the company I was working for was leaving. I wasn't terribly happy about him leaving as we got on well so I decided to jump ship.

So - new company - as an Office Manager, all was going well, business was good, I was designing CCTV systems for shopping centres - quite new then - until after 6 months there was a stock control problem. Seems I inherited a horror story. the Germans came over and it was basically down to me or him, the Executive Director, getting the boot. Guess who got it ?

CUNT.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, Reply)

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