Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Where to begin...When I first started my current job, my boss noticed me on B3ta alot, she just had a quiet word in my ear, and as I actually like this job, thought it was best that I cut down to before work and lunch!
In my old pub, I should have been sacked for the following:
-Having sex (under the CCTV camera!)
-Playing truth or dare (those bottles came in handy....!)and yes, we put them back in the fridge, we even marked them so we knew when we were going to sell them!
- By and large I used to be pretty damn hygenic in the kitchen (i dont agree with doing stuff to peoples' food, you wouldnt like it being done to you!) but I have served chicken that has fallen on the floor.
-Watched a girl lick a panini bun and serve it to her ex.
-Played naked pool. It was a slow sunday, and there was another person there to cover if we had a customer..!
- to many illegal lock-ins to mention.
I miss that place.
Wworking for a large electrical retailer which may or may not rhyme with Rixons, We used to throw stock around before giving it to clients. Buying a really expensive digital camera? We used to go 'looking' for it, all the while throwing it around the stockroom and playing Hockeyw with your soon to be brand new prized posession!
Length? about a four foot fall to the floor,
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