Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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LifeguardI forgot to say when I was a lifeguard, instead of scooping kids poo out of the pool, I just mashed it up with the broom and watched it float away.
Length? Short and smelling of poo!
Also used to throw kids in the pool and turn up to hungover i couldn't see, how no one drowned I will never know!
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