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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I waste my time
I have asked my Boss to sack me several times so that I can sign on and have free dentistry, proscriptions etc. I have just had nearly a year off sick because of complications from major surgery last year and have collapsed in work twice in the last three months. To make matters worse, they cut my pay forcing me back to work before I was fit.

Go on you bastards, sack me!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:35, Reply)

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