Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Flat Cart Bobsleigh ChickenBeing a student, I am in the very desirable situation of not caring when or how I lose my job, and therefore do very little work, instead developing brilliantly dangerous and sackable games like "Flat Cart Bobsleigh Chicken".
I work in a very long warehouse of a well known store. In this warehouse are two very old, damaged and rickity flatcarts, just large enough to fit two people standing up. In addition, in the dead centre of the warehouse is a girder that can be reached by jumping from the flatcarts. The game is therefore this:
Two people and a flatcart at one end race to the centre of the warehouse against two other people at the other end by running the flat cart up to speed and one team member jumping on it (in the classic bobsleigh manner) while the other keeps running and pushing it. The first team to the centre can jump up and grab the girder before the imminent collision. The losing team however dont get that option invariably get badly injured.
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Furness, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:01,
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