Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Naughty MeWhen I was at uni I worked part time in a large supermarket, which was run by idiots like a prison camp so we had to amuse ourselves with what we could get our hands on. Here is a few of our pearls of wisdom:
Making pen holders from fish heads.
making explosive devices from pineapple juice and sterident tablets.
Lobster racing.
Cutting the bands of their claws so they were dangerous to handle.
Putting whole live crabs and lobsters in the cockroach traps for the bug bloke to find.
Getting a supervisor the sack after binning most of the department.
Inventing new reasons for throwing stuff away, E.G Flame grapes, Flame gone out (thanks Mr C)
Hiding various root vegetables for months, to find out which smelt the worst (swede).
Hitting coworkers with a large Salmon.
Sticking lettuce leaves to the bosses BMW with oxtail soup on a winters day.
Creating monuments to student opression from various food groups.
and finally cooking dohnuts without topping up the oil which caused the fire alarm to go off and 4 fire engines to arrive.Ooops.
I never got the sack.
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bovineharvester is quite ill, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 19:31,
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