Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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the end of my skiving for ever :(Im 26 and havent worked full time for more than 3 months.........I live in a nice house, in a nice place, and can afford to go out most weekends with my mates to get wasted..........
i am at the end of a three year PhD, during which I have been fully sponsored to the tune of £12G a year tax free, no council tax, student status = free overdraft.
Unfortunately I am forced to do Teaching Asiistant work which frankly means doing shite all for 3 hours a week pretending to teach C++ to a bunch of students who quite blatantly know more than me.
For this I am paid around £800 quid for 20 hours work.
P.S. I have yet to actually do much work towards my PhD and clock up an average of 6 hours actual work at uni per week.
My money runs out in two months so am spending my last two wages on a trip to Texas, driving lessons and test and a huge amount of recreational drugs.
Roll on eviction, starvation, getting dumped ( off girlfriend) and a immensely shitty xmas I should have foreseen .......lol
Good times :)
Fucking consequences lol
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:00, Reply)
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