Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Aquatics shopI work in a fish shop. Asides from lurking here, using the internet *all day* and doing no work what so ever, I really should be fired for what I did earlier. Now, most of the time I work by myself, with the exception of weekends when I have my manager in with me. But only every other weekend. This weekend is one of those only-me-on-my-own-with-my-dog-for-company days. Well... I murdered a £200 koi. I injected it with a lethal dose of chemicals and then dropped it on it's head. Poor thing was ill, but I still felt bad, and kind of queasy at murdering a £200 quid fish. Not to mention the other random goldfish which get sucked up syphon hoses when I'm cleaning tanks and the amount of fish which I accidentally feed to the turtles... The £300-500 water fountains I've dropped and broken then hidden behind the storage containers... flooded the place on more than one occasion... Loosing snakes in the tropical room...
I really shouldn't be left here alone. Or get fired for murder.
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Bathory, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:01,
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