
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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It's saturday afternoon, I'm mildly hungover and I'm in work. Voluntarily. I've already worked 60 hours this week. And the guy who employs me isn't actually paying me (someone else is), so I have no responsibility to him. And I'm coming in tomorrow.
And the worst thing? I'm actually enjoying it...
I shouldn't be fired, I should be sectioned.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:59, Reply)
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