Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Damn parcel deliveryUnfortunately because I work in a parcel delivery warehouse, customers including; Hornby Hobbies (the trains and scalectrix etc..) Dell, Powakaddy golf shite ltd. and a company called USEL (who send out all the bollocks from those free mail-order books you get with the paper, amongst others I don't get time to do anything worthy of being fired. Especially seeing as Christmas is coming up and we have loads of Cristmas cards and train sets to send out. A guy did get fired a while ago though for cable-tying one of the other lads arms, he only got the sack 'cos the lad he got was a whiney lazy little shit.
I now work saturday mornings though where I sit around for 4 and a half hours doing nothing but play flash games and fly my miniature remote control helicopter. Plus I'm supposed to start at 8am but as long as you get there before about 9 no-one cares.
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