Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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less why i should be fired more why i quitwell there was the "if you're too drunk to come in, dont come in at all" times
the fact that i'm apparently a "fucking idiot" for making sure i did things right
also a "fucking idiot" for checking i'm using the right tools as its obviously "fucking common sense" even though i have had nil training for the job and think its probably a better idea just to make sure so i dont fuck up thousands of pounds worth of steel work
the fact i reeallllyyyyyy want to fight one of the bosses
regularly stinking out the workshop with my farts and shits
and being unable to finish highly laborious tasks in minuscule amounts of time
all this for less than the minimum wage
but on the last week i found out that the boss i hated has his massive bald patch not due to male pattern baldness but because he had that section of hair ripped out when it got caught in the pillar drill, he sat in the staff room holding his head rocking back and forth for an hour holding his head just repeating "my hair" apparently
then theres the time he broke his arm trying to pull a wheelie out of the car park
breaking his ankles jumping off a roof after getting a football
the list goes on. . .
click i like this if you know how good it feels to know that karma works for cuntish bosses
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:55, Reply)
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