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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Rearrangement
A good friend of mine works in a college at a University which happens to have an unfortunately active Christian Union (generally consisting of prothletizing fundamentalists).

One evening, after after some drinking had been done, we were leaving said college, passing the Christian Union notice board. Being the creative geniuses we are, we rearranged and discarded the A4-sized letters consisting the title, till the board simply read 'CUNTS'.

Take that, Christians.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 23:37, Reply)

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