Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Being a till slaveI 'worked' at Safeway for a while; I was just a till slave which is the most boring job in the store and a bitch when your hungover on a Saturday morning.
I regularly turned up half an hour late, ridiculously hungover. Took hour and half long lunch breaks, half hour toilet breaks where I just sat in the canteen, walked out of the store mid shift on two occassions without telling anyone. I also took a ridiculous number of sick days, and often just didnt turn up for work and never rung in to say why. I did unfortunatly get to the point of second verbal warning. However I gave in my notice before they got closer to being able to fire me, then I did'nt even work my notice.
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