Never fuck with your IT Manager
In the 3 and half long shitty years at the company where I have worked, I have come to the reasonable conclusion that its;
1. Shit
2. The managers / directors are wankers
3. Health and safety is none existent. (Rainwater dripping onto 3 phase electrical equipment, anyone?)

But, the whole of the case comes to times when I have rolled in late due to large quantities of alcohol has caused me to oversleep a little, and hence rolling up 15 - 20 min after I should have been there, and on times, ever longer.
Reason for not being sacked? A combination of being only person knowing what they was doing with a SQL database project and utter utter pure luck.

But, the creme de la creme charge must be the reason why you should get sacked in your resignation notice period.You hand in the aforementioned resignation, and your boss, a director then proceeds to ignore you and generally act the twunt as usual..... and you have words with someone in a closed door office, ranting about what a wanker he is, that if I could get away with it then I'd have gardening leave, arg, what a twunt etc etc.... and he then comes in.
And slams the door.
And sits down, looking very fucking smug indeed.

'Oh Shit' thinks I, I'm going to be fucking sacked before I can leave, and he will rape me with his pivot tables and budget charts.
So, I do the only think reasonable at that point.
Tell aforementioned Director he is a rude, ignorant wanker, who should know better, and that I'm very, very pissed off.

He apologises and walks off.
That was at 10am, it now nearly 5pm, and he's been rather nice to me since. Anything to do with he didn't have any internets today so couldn't do factory payroll? And I spend all my fucking lunch fixing internets?

Aye - try and sack me ya bald ginger cunt - I've still got server passwords, and a BIG FUCK OFF magnet ready to be thrown in the tape box in the safe.

Roll on 31st August.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:50, Reply)