Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Me dad's mate from work should have been firedAs it goes, he's now retired (oohh, unintentional rhyme). A guy called R (not naming him), very nice bloke, but doesn't take to abuse too well.
Me dad and R worked for the council delivering and installing medical equipement for the disabled and the elderly in South Wales. One afternoon they are both in the depot standing there talking about something when behind them rolled a silent angry customer in a wheelchair. He rolls up behind R (who is totally unaware of this guy behind him), then grabs using his fingernails Rs inside calf and digs his fingers in hard, while saying "Oih you lazy bastard, why the fuck aren't you doing any..."
He didn't get any further. R slapped the cripple's hand off his leg, spun around, gripped the back of the wheelchair bound blokes head with one hand and drilled him with about 7 punches with the other. R and me dad both legged it sharpish onto the next workload, leaving this cripple unconcious in the workbay.
How the fuck R got away with this is beyond belief, but apparently that guy in the chair had been abusing staff there for yonks and completely deserved it.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:14,
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