Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Why?Well, I'll begin.
She was a musty girl, for a waitress.
Twice the size of the common man but with a suprising girth that would make any suiter flinch.
She strolled from room to room breathing her eggy breath on all who looked upon her and let me tell you many a man looked upon her as did the others.
The others, where to begin?
Well, they were a hairy gaggle, with suprisingly large teeth and a flash of brown hair upon there beautiful faces.
I worked at the dam for fourteen years and never heard one of them complain, just splashed about doing their own thing really.
Actually, it might have been 'otters' upon further reflection.
Another decade wasted.
Pah.
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