Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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not me...but someone i know used to work in his SU Bar at uni. He worked out a scam where he would collect all the dregs etc from people's glasses at the end of the night and fill up an empty (real ale) barrel with them. When this barrel was full he would then send it back to the manufacturers claiming it was "off" when he opened it. This way he was refunded and sent a new barrel. They only got wise to it when a (stupider) colleague of his decided to empty the mop bucket water into the barrel, and the brewery, while conducting tests as to why the barrel had gone off, found cleaning products in the barrel. And that was the end of it. I must say in his defence that he was investing the money earned in this way back into the bar...not a bad person really!
oh, and my first post, be nice etc etc.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:00, Reply)
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