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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I received an incredibly snotty email off one of the company directors this morning, mainly because I had the sheer fucking cheek to do my job correctly and not send sensitive company information to some random cunt simply because he asked.

So

I am going to spend the next few days thinking of innovative ways I can abuse my IT-related powers to exact revenge.

Suggestions are welcome, I really want to *earn* my sacking.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 22:47, Reply)

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