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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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I had a piccy of another member of staff, emailed to me for doctoring purposes.
So I doctored it. And emailed the team with the resulting image, which got a cheap laff. Then I doctored it again. And again. And about 50 more times.

He made an official bullying complaint, where I got taken to a meeting. The management involved looked at the evidence and pissed themselves laughing all the way through the proceedings. My honest reply was to send me pics of someone else's head and I'll do that instead; I've only got his from the team. So the management did, and I'm still here randomly doctoring stuff for anyone :)
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 8:15, Reply)

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