Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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The washing machine trickFirst post and had to share this.
Used to work Summers in a factory when i was a young student years ago.
Old guy who was the company handyman/goffer was a right miserable old bastard who complained about these student spongers and general layabouts. Dispite the fact that as temp summer workers we had all the shit jobs for less pay than the ful time staff.
Now he spent most of his days holed up in his little room/workshop and moaned at anybody who disturbed him.
One of this miserable cunts jobs was to wash all the overalls and he had a washing machine in his little room.
Me deciding he needed taught a lesson opened the drawer where you put the powder in and using a hose filled the whole machine up with water. With the maching full of water looking at the little porthole window there was no line of water to see as it had been filled right to the top.
Said old miserable bastard walks over to the machine, presses the button to open the door and with the weight of water behind in the door fires open like a bullet and gallons of water flood out knocking the old cunt on his arse.
Oww how we laughed, then as our contract was up and about to leave i so enjoyed telling him it was me...
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