Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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My friend Phil and Iworked at the same godforsaken call centre on different floors. It was a mutual friend's (Gem) birthday so he got everyone in the office to sign the card, even though no-one knew her.
Looking through the card I asked.'Who the hell signed it LE5?'
'Lesley. She's completely blind but can write', says he, and introduced me.
Luckily she found this hilarious (and wasn't my boss).
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