Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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For NOT destroying shoes!....There is a chain of shoe stores. Sometimes, a store will get a less-than-perfect example of an item of footwear or simply end up with a remainder size from 3 seasons ago; either of which can be deemed to be uneconomic to send back to central warehouse etc. Said shoe chain belives that its reputation for "quality" footwear would be tarnished if these shoes were made available for otherwise shoeless folk..So, they must not be just thrown away, but must be rendered irreparable with a craft knife. Staff cannot have them, unless they are purchased at cost plus 10%.
I am ashamed. I have once, but now do not, destroyed a shoe.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:13, Reply)
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