Why should you be fired from your job?
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Never been sacked but should have been for the following.
Looking at hardcore pornography and beating off while on the phone to constituents.
Wanking in the toilets. Being drunk. Being late. Being absent. Stealing the petty cash to buy drugs to then take while on the job.
And various other things about which I wont go into detail. Well, there are some things you just dont talk about in public.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:18, Reply)
Looking at hardcore pornography and beating off while on the phone to constituents.
Wanking in the toilets. Being drunk. Being late. Being absent. Stealing the petty cash to buy drugs to then take while on the job.
And various other things about which I wont go into detail. Well, there are some things you just dont talk about in public.
( , Wed 15 Aug 2007, 17:18, Reply)
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