Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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My boss might read this soI'm far too sensible to admit to doing anything dodgy.
However, there is no way on earth I could beat a previous colleague..
When I first met him, I was but a student, and trying to use the lab he managed. He had an office withing the lab. The lab was locked unless needed. I knocked on the door. He stood at his office door and said, merely, "fuck off". Which, not knowing better, I did.
When I started with hune, he did a few more impressive things.. One is we have a few Gay lecturers (some openly so, some not). This tech was in the lab helping a student, and the lecturer brushed past him, earning himself a short "Back Off! Your luck isn't that good.
Another time was when he decided to nick a chair. I was quite impressed with this. He dismantled the chair, used a blowtorch to cut the metal bits, over the space of three days, took the chair bits out (we had fairly tight security, there is no way he'd have got the chair out whole), and re-assembled it at home.
He had a habit of nicking stuff. We think many items of of equipment, but nothing could be proved.
However when I worked with him, He had acquired an Argon laser from somewhere. Sadly, he wouldn't tell me where the power supply was, so I couldn't fire it up.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 23:03, Reply)
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