Who needs a plan when you're as LOVELY as me?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:27, 28 replies)

(^(^;;^)^) THAT'S IT BOSS, YOU KEEP DISTRACTING THEM WITH YOUR LOVELINESS.
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:28, closed)

plan dick

as lovely a virgin
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:42, closed)

Can you even into strikethroughs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:58, closed)

Oh, I remember this one Brayn.
It's one of Rofy's clique.
Probably hopes he'll get a go on Rofy's wife. Probably doesn't care that Rofy's wife is just Rofy in a dress.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:16, closed)

Fucking hell, how upset ARE YOU.
You bent spastic.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:14, closed)

Not enough
to write in capitals.
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:36, closed)

I think you hit a nerve there
poor stuj seems very upset indeed
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:38, closed)

I know.
"Bent spastic"?

lol
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:39, closed)

I think he gets easily frustrated
bless his little heart
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:58, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, closed)

I thought it was Nakkers.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:43, closed)

Uh, ok. You don't like Indians then?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nakkers
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:58, closed)

I like what they did to Custer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:59, closed)

I don't drink coffee

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:02, closed)

But more than enough to not be able to use the reply button properly.
What's the matter blubbertits, were your cake-smelling tears blurring your vision as your fat-fingered spackfists hammered out the response?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:45, closed)

Fucking hell
how upset are you?
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:02, closed)

About this upset. ..
You seem to be following my posts like a love-starved puppy these days, so I suppose I'd better tell you now that I'm not on okcupid just to spare you the heartbreak.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, closed)

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but it looks like fun!
Do I need to be an upset bent spastic join in?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:49, closed)

Hell no The LOVELY Vaggy.
I brought popcorn.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:58, closed)

*Hushed Attenborough voice*
And here, in this thread we can see that most curious of all the b3ta mating rituals, the attempt to form a clique. Emvee has spotted a tedious crybaby's halfwitted attempt at an insult and proceeds to join in. If usernamefailedmoderation doesn't reject him, the pair may bond over Red Dwarf dvds and finally lose their virginity.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:04, closed)

Do try to
keep up.
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:04, closed)

Oh, you and emvee are already fucking then?
Congratulations the pair of you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:07, closed)

BOT REVEALED BY NON-SEQUITUR

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:09, closed)

?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:01, closed)

:D
'Noon The LOVELY Drimbley.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:08, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, closed)

:D

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:09, closed)