In-office competition this weekend
On our intranet this Easter weekend gone there was a competition where we had to name different managers in disguise behind these fuck-stupid Easter-bunny masks. A "mystery" prize was up for grabs which in the past has been ranged from a new games console, holiday tickets etc, so as I was bored senseless browsing the links page on B3ta while pretending to work I named the hapless NVQ Management pricks, submitted my answers and went back to work.

I come back into work on Tuesday and lo and behold, I have won! All I have to do is walk over the other side of the building past a few other departments and collect my prize from one of the managers stationed there. I wonder over, much with the spring in my step and anticipation normally associated with "I've just won the lottery" or "My fucking oats are in here sunshine".

When I get there after a quick confirmation I am given a £1 Cadburys Buttons Easter Egg. To make matters worse I had to walk past these other departments carrying the egg while being glared at by some random workers who were probably thinking "Look at that fat cunt by there, I'd give that egg about 30 seconds by the look of him".

It took 47 seconds, and that's also allowing for the time it took to open the buttons packet. The cunts.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:16, Reply)