Kos
I managed to win an hours water ski-ing lesson whilst in Kos in 1994. Second honeymoon crap, ie we had been there the year before and liked it So went back.

Anyway this pub that me and the wife were at sorted it that I won the waterski lesson. George and George as I remember. My ticket was palmed and whehey I won!! Tucked into a few more Amstels, numerous schnapps and the wife.

Next morning, tucked into bugger all. My stomach was not upto anything. Dropped a soggy set of kids off at the pool and went onto the flat roof. It was 50m away from the beach but I was looking after the kids and couldn't walk that far, without a nappy.

2pm arrived and I was due for my lesson at 3pm. Obvious choice was to imbibe prior to lesson, so back to then same bar. Amstel top please, yuk, head throbbing in the region of a humming bird, with a seagull thrusting deeply......

Times up and there is no going back. Walked to the jetty and gave my voucher over which was accepted with an 'ah, my friend' knowing comment. He then went through the safety checks, ie have you done this before and how many skis do you want. Er, two legs, one each please.'Neh' went mssr Stavros. I've skied before, proper snow and stuff, and assumed it would leave me in good stance.

Would it fuck! Wife got on board the motorboat which proceeded to drag me around the bay in front of Popeye, George and George etc and the rest of the beach front for 10 mins.

Total erection time 30 seconds.

I was fucking knackered, salty wet, hung over, my balls ached as they were hitting every fucking wave due to my Bambi like stance every 10 seconds.

I gave up and refused to pick up the tow row. The wife (ex) laughed so much she pucked over the other side of the boat when they pulled me in. Couldn't get back in the saddle until we got home.

Win? Hardly.
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:17, 1 reply)

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