Back from pub.
It was really because I was thinking that AB is a bit of a twat when he does this, so I thought I'd twat it up a bit myself.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:20, 1 reply)

At least
you actually succeeded in being a twat, an improvement on your famous failed attempt to be a motherfucker. What's next?
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:41, closed)

I might go for being a berk.
I like the word at the moment after discovering it's rhyming slang for cunt, yet it's the sort of thing you hear parents calling their kids.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:31, closed)

I know what you mean
It's weird; having opened Pandora's box I feel guilty whenever I accidentally say it around my Mum. Then she says it back to me.

In all fairness, not fully convinced she'd care even if she knew.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 2 May 2011, 13:07, closed)