Thank you. I was going to do this one, but w**k got in the way.
I once witnessed a rather marvellous exchange where this joke was made in the form of "The thing I like about the Special Olympics is that they're all winners", and an overly-sincere mother-of-three responded, "You're right - they ARE all winners, and we should remember that".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:50, 1 reply)

Exactly
It's not about the winning or losing. It's more about not having an epileptic fit during the 200m and losing your aerodynamic carbon fibre leg which subsequently flies off into the air and stabs an unsuspecting one armed competitor through the abdomen.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:01, closed)

Aaaand, I'm done.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 May 2011, 15:06, closed)