Best Opposite Sex
Whilst at college I entered a decathlon type of event open to anyone of any age and any ability. There were lots of sporting events, which I won hands down, and a load of "interesting" events, like clicking one of those counter things for 30 seconds, and tiddlywinks, and a load of other crap non athletic stuff. I topped the male half of the event, but was beaten by a rather lovely blonde student called Vanessa,who combined her limited athletic prowess with a combination of other, much higher scores in the miscellaneous section of the competition.

My prize was ( and very proudly still is) a tankard engraved with my name and the legend "Best Opposite Sex"!

And I'd proved it in competition, too!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 4 May 2011, 21:03, Reply)