Briefly
Bad taste party involving me getting dressed up as superman in a wheelchair. Met big fuck-off ape like bloke with disabled relative who wasn't impressed, and blagged being wheelchair-bound to avoid a kicking. With the added bonus of being bought beers by the same bloke for most of the night after he thought he'd threatened to beat up a cripple.

Downside being that I was confined to the wheelchair for the rest of the night to avoid said kicking, and my bastard mates not helping me out.





Then getting up and making avery sharp exit after my miraculous regaining of the use of my legs when a big enough head start had opened up.
(GlennQuagmire, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)