Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Good question.I've done a quick straw-poll with the lads, and we're all pretty much in agreement that the one thing we'd like to do before we die is to swim with podgy middle-aged tourists with limited imaginations.
Yours sincerely,
A Dolphin
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:41, 4 replies)
ToucheSo long and thanks for all of the fish.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:45,
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I know what's really going onYou just want enough of us in the water before you all turn on us. So drop the playful, innocent act.
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Before I die I want to invent a dolphin->English translator"Oh god, I'm so hot! Touch my blowhole! TOUCH IT! RAM YOUR FIST IN THERE!"
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:10, closed)
You needto post this as a proper answer. I'm fairly sure it'd win :)
Damnit, I can't stop giggling.....
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:29, closed)
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