It's my ambition to
...fire Chris Evans, Chris Tarrant and Chris Moyles out of a cannon into the Thames.

I'd tell them all it was for charity and perfectly safe and everything, but in fact it would just be for my amusement at seeing their charred and battered corpses launched high into the air and then washed slowly downriver like all the rest of the crap that gets dumped there.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:03, 7 replies)

Highly disappointing
I thought there'd at least be a pun about the name Chris.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:13, closed)

No
I really do just want to fire them all out of a cannon. Sorry.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:19, closed)

Do you think if they had a memorial service
it would be a Chris Mass ?

Will this do, jellybeanflicker?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:29, closed)

could you fill the river full of broken glass, used dirty hypodermic needles
and nitric acid as well, just to be sure?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:43, closed)

It's the Thames. These are already taken care of.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:45, closed)

I wouldn't make
the Thames into an open sewer with those twats, I'd fire them into a scrapyard. And laugh.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:00, closed)

Bad Pun added
If you did it in the late evening dressed in a Nazi uniform, you could call it Chris All Knacked! I'll get me coat.
(Classic Ray, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 22:33, closed)