not much really..
Be able to sit down in a pub/club toilet and have a shit without:

a) supplying my own seat
b) cleaning up previous "users" piss from the broken seat (they do actually lift up - use your foot)
c) be able to lock the door to prevent an unwanted audience.

alas, I seem to be the only male who occasionally needs a dump when out. I hope you all get piles from holding it in.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:55, 3 replies)

or just go to slightly classier places
...have to admit I've had the same problem occasionally. However, in most decent cities and towns there are at least a couple of places which do have comfortable places to go about your business, and on a night out I've always included them in the itinerary "just in case" (helps if they have good music/atmosphere/talent). Your mates will just think you like the place, even in spite of the likelihood of slightly higher priced alcohol

There are some places where this option isn't, ahem, an option, however, including

Aberystwyth (unless you can sweet-talk the staff at one of the seafront hotels)

Dundee

Huddersfield

Harrogate (who'd have thought?)

anywhere within a half-hour walk from King's Cross or Euston
(Katabatic wasn't, and will never be on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:53, closed)

valid points..
Maybe the trouble is I don't drink enough not to care at the time or remember why I smell of piss the next day.
I have only once been challenged about using the "disabled" toilets (generally clean and spacious) by a member of staff, however she declined to help me up the stairs to the broken, stinking inoperable pans upstairs..
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:11, closed)

I carry this
www.radar-shop.org.uk/Detail.aspx?id=0

fucking lifesaver.
(bblgoose, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:11, closed)