I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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RowntreesMy friend was once walking down the street in a not so nice area of London when a not so nice guy came up to him on a shiny mountain bike and demanded his phone, lest he be stabbed.
My friend, being of the small persuasion, decided to oblige and handed over his shit old nokia. At that moment a police siren went off at the other end of the street and the mugger got spooked and ran off with the phone... leaving the shiny bike and my slightly non-plussed friend.
He looked around, slowly picked up the mugger's bike and wheeled it away. Turned out to be worth about 300 quid when the phone only cost about 40. Must be the most profitable mugging ever...
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 16:10, 1 reply)
.....who says crime doesn't pay? hehehe
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 16 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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