Workplace BoredomThere's got to be more to your working day than loafing around the internet, says tfi049113. How do you fill those long, empty desperate hours?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:18)
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How to sleep at workFind a nice quiet closet, big enough to lie down on the floor comfortably.
Scatter a whole load of paperclips on the floor.
Lie down on the floor, on your front, head right up against the door so that if someone opens it, it hits your head.
Go to sleep.
No-one comes in? When you wake up, clear up paperclips and go about your day.
Someone comes in? They'll hit your head, waking you up, but you can cover by claiming that you were picking up the paperclips. They'll feel bad for hitting your head and if you DQ it out a bit you might get sent home.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:00,
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A Dilbert classicIn "The Joy of Work" IIRC.
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Fucking GeniusI WILL try this.
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Click!You should run a consultancy firm on how to avoid working... then again, that sounds like work...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:04,
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