The first rule about work is you do not talk about fight club
When I worked at the same supermarket that Richard 'hamster' Hammond absolutely bums I was on checkouts. I envied the warehouse staff immensely, as away from the customers prying eyes they could get up to all sorts of hi jinks.

Send to the back one day to help out I was delighted to find that the warehouse crew had their own fight club set up. At a given signal all work would stop as two staff members would go at each other hell for leather for up to two minutes at a time. I was surprised to find that not only would the managers enthusiastically join in and post a scoreboard in the side office.

My esteem for this sort of action came to an abrupt end when on a works night out the entire 'fight club' got arrested. Apparently hertfordshire police look down on mass break in attempts as a response to chucking out time.

Naturally a supermarket requires a large staff to keep track of stock and keep the shelves stacked. when all but a handful of this staff cant turn up to work on account of being in a jail cell this will throw everyone into chaos. Thanks for the extra work. you thoughtless twats.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)